Fully confused after Moscow subway explosions, the Russian press began to write complete nonsense. The KGB Moscow paper "Komsomolskaya Pravda" presented some more rubbish, it seems:
- "The suicide bombers use so called martyrdom belts not only because they are not noticeable, but also because they are easy to smuggle. The fact is that wahhabis believe that Allah will pull them into heaven by their ears after death. To deprive them of their ears is the most frightening death for them. The belt of a martyr blows a suicide bomber into pieces, but the head remains relatively intact".
This reminds me right away of the fairy tale circulating in Russian papers seven years ago that there's a 100% means of getting rid of martyrdom attacks. This fairy tale appeared immediately after Nord-Ost when some idiot in complete seriousness gave the Russian media an idea that the bodies of martyrs should be buried wrapped in pig skins.
Thus, in the idiot's opinion, they [i.e. the martyrs] will not be accepted into heaven. The Russians seriously discussed the idea. Now they have thought up something new about ears. Here, clearly in some sort of Freudian association, it is thought that if the ears of the special services stick out from everywhere in the newspaper, then the same ears must also dominate in the heads of the journalists who are entrusted with writing on such actual topics. And so is it.
Furthermore, the writers at "Komsomolskaya Pravda" made such a mess that it is impossible to understand. Knowing something about names of the female martyrs, they jump to the conclusion that, of course, Sayeed Buryatsky trained them.
Where from did they know this? Well, who else could do such a thing? But that is not everything. It seems that "Sayeed Buryatsky also trained militants who carried out the bombings in Kizlyar". How did he do that and from abroad? Do not laugh, but here is a quotation:
- "Sources do not rule out a possibility that women were prepared and trained outside of Russia in special wahhabi schools in Turkey and Egypt. Their knowledge of Arabic language and script, as manifested in items they kept in their clothes, confirms this".
Thus, if you carry on your person any sort of prayer, copied for example from a brochure "Fortress of Muslims", then you have studied in Egypt or Turkey. And, if you, by chance, know Arabic, you are practically a terrorist and have been trained by none other than Sayeed Buryatsky himself.
The newspaper "Kommersant" covered a Medvedev's conference with Russian parliament members. By the way, Russia's endless conferences are not boring. The Small Brother even managed to distinguish himself. He announced that, in his opinion, they should punish terrorists more severely. However, they explained to him that a proposal to apply death penalty to terrorists would appear, against the background of attacks by suicide bombers, as somewhat illogical, wouldn't it.
But really, how can one threaten with the death penalty those who go into their last attack, not planning to return alive? Medvedev solved this problem. Here is the exact quotation:
- "In my view, we must create for terrorist crimes such a model that anyone who helps - it does not matter what one does - heating soup or ironing clothes - commits the whole crime", he said. And so he proposed to "reform objective and subjective aspects of crimes such as terrorism".
What this means - we are not given to understand. Regarding ironing and cooking soup, this only seems humorous and stupid, but, in reality, it is very scary.
In the Kremlin, someone somehow, not thinking, creates a mess and throughout all Russia a group thinking begins and then takes hold. Now going to woods to pick wild garlic will be equaled to sabotage attacks, and no one will be able to prove that he is a peaceful civilian.
Everybody cooked soup, at a time or another. And who ate your soup, do you remember? And if you work at a laundry, then it is difficult to imagine how many complete criminal elements, in the opinion of Medvedev, used you are to wash off traces of explosives from their clothes! And Medvedev is the chief lawyer in Russia, after graduating a Lawyers School at the St. Petersburg University.
Now the Russian parliament speaker Gryzlov was completely unnovative at the conference. He could not think up anything new and proposed closing access to "terrorists" internet sites throughout the world. Thus, the corresponding resolution of the Russian parliament was scribbled on a napkin, and tomorrow morning, as one should expect, it will be implemented by the major world states.
In general, fear and confusion - these are the main feelings of the Russian leaders this week. How else could one explain a temporarily, we hope, confused thinking of Vladimir Kolokovtsev, the chief of Moscow's Municipal Department of Internal Affairs, who announced the introduction of new devices that could search the body of a person for explosives and are capable of working at a distance in real time.
It means that the devices will be installed in Moscow Metro. Apparently, the chief cop of the Russian capital will be busy in near future with scientific research, since, according to scientific journals, such devices do not exist at present even in theory. Maybe, the chief was simply joking? Or he wanted to calm Moscow residents, who are forced, in contrast to the chief policeman, to descend into the metro every day, and not just one time. But they transport the chief policeman in luxury cars.
And the rest of the people is shaken with fear and cannot stop from glancing around as they enter a subway car. And about this palpable fear, they continue to lie, lie, lie ... to lie even to themselves, to lie to each other, to lie on the television and in their papers that hopelessly lie on every page. Really, can a lie heal fear? If only ...
- "In her study "Allah's Brides", Yuliya Yuzik (a Russian KGB journalist - KC), talks about basic features of suicide bombers in Chechnya. Men allegedly do not want to martyr. As for women, they commit terrorist acts under the influence of psychotropic substances and men set off their bombs from a distance.
In Russia, they love to compare Chechnya with Palestine where there are also female suicide bombers, but with the difference - in Chechnya not a single man exploded himself. They [i.e. Chechens] value life of a man very high. Only women die in Chechnya and often against their will. Men control them from a distance, like cowards".
And so is it how they tell us lies with impunity. Even here, on the pages of this very newspaper, in the same column, they publish news that not only in Chechnya, but throughout the North Caucasus, Mujahideen, specifically men, attack the Russian invaders, sacrifying their lives. Are we really blind? Or do these writers really think us more silly than themselves?
But it would be difficult to find someone more silly ...
Pavel Lyuzakov,
for Kavkaz Center
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